ruin a wish!

[Bragdivald]

someone wish for something. the next person ruins it and then wishes for a new thing.

example:
Me: I wish for a TV!
someone else: wish granted, but the TV's broken. I wish for cheese!
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and so on.... i'll start!

I wish for cheese!

[Sendoo]

You'll get it, but it's hairy and green.

[Bragdivald]

you forgot to wish something!!!

[Sendoo]

Oh, I wish.. more smileys on the forum.

[Bragdivald]

wish granted, you get 100 new smileys, but all of them looks the same (a yellow circle, nothing else)

i wish for money!

[Sendoo]

You get money, but it is russian money so you can't use it. >

I want to work in the Crusty Crab.

[...]

Wish granted, but your only task is to clean the toilets.

I wish i could fly!!!

[Bubblecars]

Wish granted, but you can't speak with the cool birds up there.

I wish for my wish to not get ruined!

[...]

Wish granted, but the you didn't actually wish something that shouldn't be ruined so nothing happened at all.

I wish i could cook.

[Sendoo]

You can cook! But the only thing you can cook is Pizza and you'll cook it everyday and you'll get fat.

I wish I were Santa.

[Bragdivald]

wish granted. but at the store all the kids pee in ur knee.

i wish i could read minds!

[Sendoo]

"Bragdivald just obtained the skill "Mind Control"!
Description: If you use the skill "Mind Control", you can read the what the people are thinking and control them.
"Mind Control" can only be used on smileys.

I wish I were a Pokémon!

[...]

Wish granted! You are now a Magikarp!

I wish I could paint and draw like Michelangelo.

[Bragdivald]

wish granted, but you got nothing to paint/draw with and ur too poor to buy

i wish i was on TV!

[TrueLink]

Wish granted, but it's a news report about your murder.

I wish my brother's dog didn't want to eat me.

[Bragdivald]

wish granted, but he sells it and buys a cat instead. the cat eats you.

i wish to be a mod on transformice

[TrueLink]

Wish granted, but then you are immediately fired for an insufficient amount of partying.

I wish I had another wish.

[Bragdivald]

wish granted, but ur new wish will not be granted.

i wish i had the new WoW cataclysm!

[...]

Wish granted, but then someone hacks your account and insults some mod or something and your account is being deleted forever.

I wish you were here.

[Bubblecars]

Wish granted, but I arrive as a skeleton because I am dead.

I wish for Holz to chat more.

[Bragdivald]

wish granted, but all he does is insulting you and ur mother so he gets perma-banned by tigrounette.

i wish for no lag in bootcamps!

[Evisto]

Wish granted, but now there are so many mice in bootcamps that you can't even see yourself.

I wish that the next poster doesn't ruin my wish.

[Guest]

wish granted but then the entire internet fails so you wouldn't know it anyway.

I wish to win the lottery

[Bragdivald]

wish granted but you only won 1$

i wish that i had the LIGHTNINNG title!

[Hytf]

wish granted but people ignore you for your proness

i wish for 1 million dollars at the lottery all alone in the dark in a hotel

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